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plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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majesticseducer: bakerstreetbabes: suddenlyfalling: dajokingkid: Share a Coke with Sherlock “Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits. I snorted. So did he.
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nevvzealand:

i have this wicked plan to be super hot when im like 25 but then again when i was a child i had a plan to be super hot as a teenager and look how that turned out

(via infinite-rice-pudding)

flowerkrown:

WHEN YOU POUR SODA AND THE SODA FIZZ RISES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP BUT DOESN’T SPILL OVER

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sannguine: 1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d: urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushinglackadaisies: mewlymae: #’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not. is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator yes If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction? we need to get outside by far the best fucking post on tumblr to date.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.

sodamnrelatable:

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PHAHAHAHAAHAHA omg the gif

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via thesociallyawkwardasian)

actuallyjohnlock:

Guess what my six favorite episodes of Sherlock are

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liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

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